Jun 08

So about that oil leak in the Gulf? … kind of messed up eh?  Well, since everybody else has weighed-in on the disaster unfolding then I thought I’d give it my two cents as well:

I’m pissed.  We had a great vacation lined up for the Redneck Riviera in less than two weeks and now that is up in smoke… or more accurately, oil.  Family, friends, sand, pools, food, etc….POOFFF!…Gone!  I can’t tell you how disappointed Jennifer & I were about having to pull the cord on this trip.  Our family trips to the area several times a year and we are really concerned about it’s future.  However, even as angry as I am about the situation in the Gulf I think I can still be level-headed and use some commonsense when examining the totality of the disaster.

You see… I’m a strong believer in the “Shit Happens” theory… or more accurately “Shit Will Happen”… or more precisely “Shit Will Happen Regardless of Numerous ways of combating said Shit”.  It’s just fact and commonsense.  The oil leak is not the result of one man, one company, or even one company + one government.  It’s a combination of many, many things.  Sure… likely there was a handful of people at BP that knew something was wrong way ahead of the disaster.  Mabye some of those decisions were criminal in nature.  I hope if they were criminal then they will be punished accordingly.  However, people make bad decisions all the time with deadly, disastrous results.  It happens everyday.  Granted this event is bigger than most, but at the end of the day it’s unfolding just like every other bad situation…. with tons of bad decisions leading up to the situation, several bad decisions after the situation, and likely several, several bad decisions to be made on the horizon.  It’s how humans operate.  We are greedy.  We are prosperous. We are adventurous.  We are risk takers.  And above all…. We screw up all the time.  Our faults have just as much to do with who we are as our successes.

So, the above is basically what I think about the disaster in general.  Now let me delve into the backlash or as like to call it the “Index Finger Marathon”.  You can’t turn on the TV without someone blaming the BP CEO, BP in general, our Gov’t, former President Bush, President Obama, etc. for various parts of the disaster.  It’s really stupid and aggravating.  The whole exercise serves only those in the political or public relations arena.  And now of course, we have the drums of people shouting “Boycott BP”.  Great.  Just great.  Boycott BP and put the local mom & pop gas stations out of business? Make people in the town of just two or three gas stations now have only one or two options and therefore drive up the cost of living?  Put thousands of indirect jobs in jeopardy?  Real smart. Give me a break.  If you’re supporting this BP boycott in any form, then you have no idea how the oil industry works nor do you have any concern for our future PERIOD  Every so-called “Oil Giant” like BP operates the same way.  They are a massive network that relies on thousands of subcontracting companies and their millions of employees to pull off what BP envisions.  Boycotting BP affects millions of people (most of whom don’t even work for BP) who have absolutely ZERO to do with the disaster.  It just baffles me that people can’t see that?

So, what are we suppose to do?  Well, like any problem we do our best to solve it.  We’ll stop the leak (eventually), clean-up, and move on.  Hopefully, we will do it without handicapping ourselves with over-the-top, additional drilling regulations.  What most people I’ve talked with fail to take into account is that oil companies, even BP, don’t want shit like this to happen.  Look at the cost BP is incurring due to this disaster.  Now with a straight face … tell me that BP isn’t doing all it can to stop it?  Tell me other oil companies and related subcontractors aren’t taking notice of the costs of this disaster?  Tell me all the Oil Giants aren’t having meetings to discuss this unfolding disaster and making sure their own operations are as fail safe as possible?  The truth is that we don’t need anymore regulation.  Our government should ensure that BP and/or other companies responsible for the leak clean it up at their cost (something we are already doing by the way as it’s required by law).  In my opinion we should also be looking at drilling closer to shore in shallower waters as well.  It’s blatantly obvious that nobody on the planet currently knows how to solve a problem like this miles under the sea.  It only stands to reason that shallow waters would allow more access to address a situation like this unfolding in the future.

And I’ll end with this… join the “Index Finger Marathon”… boycott all you want… add hundreds, maybe thousands, of new regulations… ban additional drilling in the area… do all this and more.  However, don’t ever think that this will eliminate the risk of another disaster.  Shit Happens! …and it always will.

May 02

Like the title? It’s pure me isn’t it? :-)

Today I dropped Jen off at her boss’s house so they could trip to Nashville on some work/meeting related deal.  Scout was along for the ride and after we dropped Jen off we hit the pet store, sporting goods store, and then took in lunch at a pizza buffet place.  Being the great Dad that I am, I decided that just wasn’t enough and took Scout to Burger King on the way home for some chocolate pie and some outdoor playground/slide action.  It’s around 11:30am so the playground is full of kids of course with lots of parents looking on from the table area.  Scout and I share the pie and then she’s ready to hit the playground.  There is a lady (early 20’s) sitting close by that has two kids…a boy named Zack who is about 2 and a girl named Beth who is about 6.  How do I know there names?  Because I must have heard the lady say “don’t do that Zack/Beth” about a hundred times while Scout and I were eating pie.  Anyway, the lady has been studying some book since we arrived and is paying VERY little attention to the two brats she’s been blessed with.  As soon as Scout and I make it to the first slide where I’m about to turn her loose the little boy runs up to us both with both hands full of wood chips which the playground is layered with.  He throws a handful all over me and then throws the other handful all over Scout in the matter of 2-seconds.  Scout ducks in behind me and now wants nothing to do with the playground.  She’s more concerned about what that 2yr-old/eventual death-row inmate is up to next.  So, I tell the lady what her little future inmate just did and she breaks out the “don’t do that Zack” routine.  I let it go.  Scout goes back to playing on the slide.  About 5-minutes later Zack is back and he’s got Beth’s Happy Meal Toy…a necklace that looks more like a hairband.  He runs up to Scout and throws it towards her, but it doesn’t even come close.  I’m looking at Zack’s mom who still has her nose in some book.  I turn around and Zack has retrieved the necklace and makes his second attempt to hit Scout with it.  It misses hitting her in the head by a couple inches.  I’ve had enough.  I beat ol’ Zack to the necklace and pick it up.  I walk over to the trash-can and throw the necklace in the trash.  Amazingly, the lady notices what I did.  ”Hey, that’s my little girl’s necklace?” she says.  I tell her “Well, your boy was throwing it at my kid and if you want it back then go fetch it out of the trash!”  She turns like 8 shades of red, her eyes bug out, she packs up her crap, retrieves her two Devils-in-Training, and heads for the car.  Some dude on the playground with two kids of his own whose witnessed the entire thing literally walks up to me and congratulates me on the feat I’ve just accomplished.  Sounded like he had a little taste of the two little brats before Scout & I showed up for pie.  Pretty sure he would have bought me a beer if Burger King offered it.

You’d think that would be enough for one day right?….ummmm, No.

I’m on my way home to let Scout take in a nap and Jen calls from Birmingham to say that the work/meeting deal got cancelled and they are turning around but it will take them a couple hours to get back.  So, Scout gets her nap and afterwards I load Scout back up and we head back into town to pickup Jen.  After picking up Jen we all head to the local Barnes&Noble so Scout can look at books.  We also head over to ToysRus to let her play around.  By now it’s dinner time and we decide to go to a local McDonald’s that has an indoor playground.  Now, I’ve since told Jen about the incident I had at Burger King.  She wasn’t surprised because frankly this kind of shit happens to me all the time.  I got a bullseye on my back for this type of shit.  So, Jen gets a good laugh at the whole deal, but she also knows how I am and likely thinks I instigated and/or over-reacted somewhat.  Anyway, we bust up into the local McDonald’s and Jen goes to order the food and I take Scout over to the playground.  I figure Scout can get a few slides in before we eat.  Scout’s not on the slide 2-minutes and this little girl bigger than her is blocking her on the slide.  Scout’s annoyed and so am I.  The mother of this little brat is feeding her face and telling her friend how she’s going to double-major in Mathematics and English (no freakin’ way that’s going to happen by the way).  So, I pickup Scout and head inside in hopes that these people will leave soon.  Jen shows with the food and I’m telling her about the problem.  I figure that we’ll all eat and then hit the playground together and let Jen see for herself.  So, we do just that.  We all hit the playground and within 1-minute the girl is trying to kick Scout.  I tell the girl to stop and she grins at me and does it again.  So, I tell the mother “Miss…your kid is trying to kick my kid.”  The mother “Alexa…don’t do that.” Good grief.  Alexa goes off to cry…gets in trouble upon her return at least a half dozen times…and moments later they are all leaving.  Thank God!  Probably should have told that lady that if she planned on seeking an English degree that she might want to teach her kid a few nouns or something.  Alexa was visibly older than Scout and couldn’t verbalize a damn thing….but she knows how to kick and I’m sure that will suit her well in the local lock-up years from now.

You know….I used to say that I don’t know how to parent better than anyone else…blahablahablah…I’m no better than this parent or that parent.  Well, forget that!  I am a better parent, my wife is a better parent, and my kid acts like a kid should act.  She’s respectful, she listens, she behaves, she doesn’t throw crap at other kids, she doesn’t kick kids, etc.  Also, don’t give me that shit about your kid is just wild, different, more active, likes to explore, physically advanced (oh yeah, actually heard that from somebody once), etc.  That is ALL complete BS!  If your kid doesn’t act right then it’s because of “you” PERIOD  So, get your shit together and start parenting or else you might end up tangling with me on the playground.  I’m not going to police your kid…I’m just going to confront you and it’s not going to be pretty.  I promise.  Peace.

Oct 16

Ok…been slacking on the website lately, but I did manage to upload a couple videos to my flckr account.  One video is from my recent business trip to Florida for a test project…gives you a little insight into what I do for a living.  The other is a recent video of Scout playing with a Monkey-in-a-Box that her Pappy & Granny gave to her on a recent visit.  Good stuff.  You can find them by using the link to the top right “Recent Photos” or following the “Joe’s Pictures” link per usual.  Until next time…Peace Out!

Sep 29

So, I’ve been needing to do a good deal of “stuff” around the house this year.  However, instead of doing said “stuff” I’ve been going to the beach, watching football, doing yard work, etc.  Well, in a “typical me” fashion I’ve gotten the bug to get all this stuff done.  Although this time it’s a little bit different…I’m having others perform the tasks :-)

The “already done” list includes:

* Replace broken and loose tiles in the bathrooms and kitchen.

* Replace a rotten board on the chimney and then paint the chimney.

* Replace the wax seals on the toilets in the bathrooms and adjust…no more rocking toilets

The “in-process” list includes:

* Paint the outside of the house plus pergola (about halfway done as I write this…painter will probably finish by Wednesday)

* Remove wallpaper in bathrooms so they can be painted - Now might be a good time for me to state that I think the Devil invented wallpaper. Why anybody uses or likes wallpaper is beyond me? Hideous stuff PERIOD

The “up next” list includes:

* Paint the bathrooms

* Clean/pressure-wash the driveway and sidewalks

* Pressure-wash the deck

This concludes the original list and how everything stands today.  However, I did have one minor hiccup.  My house took a lightening strike a couple weekends ago and it took out my sprinkler system.  My landscaper guy took the control box off the wall to reveal black marks on the box and wall where the lightening took it out.  Anyway, he replaced the old control box with a upgraded deal that looks a lot nicer and is easier to program.  He also had his crew adjust and replace a few sprinkler heads and/or nozzles.  So, I’m good to go for the remainder of this year on the sprinkler/grass situation.  So, hopefully by the end of next week all this “stuff” will be done and I can get back to focusing on more important things… like Fantasy Football ;-)

Sep 11

“Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think or say or do…It will make or break a company, a church, a home.” - Lisa Fenn Gordenstein

Check this blog post by SarahWayDownSouth to learn more about Lisa Fenn Gordenstein:

http://sarahwaydownsouth.blogspot.com/2009/09/lisa-fenn-gordenstein.html

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